Thursday, June 30, 2011

Clitty Litter Of The Day: Emma Stone

Emma, while you are a stunningly beautiful woman, I admit I am using you to lure the vagina back home this morning. Bitch never came home from Le Beaver Barn last night, but I am hoping that if she hears the words Foxy, Emma Stone, and threesome, she might be more liable to come home.

By the way, you didn’t hear this from me, but I think the vagina might be getting a bit bored of Foxy-Loxy. After all, it has been ages since I have caught them humping on the ottoman or spanking each other with spatulas in the kitchen. Where is the magic, hookers? Where is the magic?


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